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Joke of the Day

"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."

"My girlfriend is not allowed to go on vacation. If she wants to travel she better pick up a basketball and start walking around the house!"

"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."

"What do you call a lesbian ice cream sandwich? A Klondyke bar."

"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."

"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"

"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"