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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two."
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"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."
"I always yell ""Cut!"" after I drop the soap in the shower because there's usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out."
"If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank. Colonel sounds right to me."
"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."
"Q: How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near? A: The leash goes slack."
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."