65327
Joke of the Day
"With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?"
Next Joke
"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""
"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"
"Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :("
"South Africa"
"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny... They just don't work."
"How do cops get rid of flies? They call in a S.W.A.T. team"
"I've just achieved a week and counting without Reddit! I just had to tell you guys of my accomplishment!"
"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"
"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""