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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out"

"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"""

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"

"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."

"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."

"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"

"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"

"I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant"

"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"

"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."