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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out"

"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"

"*open up knapsack and a parachute comes out* Kid: But that means- *Dad is hurtling towards the ground with a sandwich and apple*"

"What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing"

"so there's this group of people who are protecting a van they call themselves the Vanguard"

"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."

"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."

"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."

"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"

"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."