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Joke of the Day
"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."
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"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""
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"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
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"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."