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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
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"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"
"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"
"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."