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Joke of the Day

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"

"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"It seems many women are turned off by Donald Trump... Maybe it's because he rubs them the wrong way..."

"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"

"Dirty Jokes. What do you tell a woman with no arms, and No legs? ---Nice Tits DarKS1deZ"