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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile ."
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"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."
"Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*"
"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"
"I watched a tv show about beavers today... Best dam program I've ever seen!"
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua."
"I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me"