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Joke of the Day
"Why is steam such a hipster? Because it was water before it was cool."
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"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"
"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."
"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"
"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."
"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."
"every Lifetime movie needs a scene where a woman angrily packs a suitcase"
"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."