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Joke of the Day
"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."
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"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."
"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."
"This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife"
"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"
"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."
"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."
"WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."