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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."
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"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""
"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"
"Hey baby, is your name Polio? Because I am stiff below the waist"
"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."
"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner? One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes."
"Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? Because you shouldn't drink and derive."
"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."