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Joke of the Day

"When I was molested at age 7 it was horrible. It must have been his first time or something."

"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"

"I need a new ass Mine's cracked"

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."

"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."

"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."

"Twilight drinking game rules: 1) drink 40 shots when you press play so you can die before the movie starts."