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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!"
"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."
"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."
"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"
"I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch."
"What sort of crime is it if a neckbeard commits murder? A fedoral offense."
"I'm coming down the home stretch of the semester... its getting tough, my work is starting to pile up faster then the rape allegations against Bill Cosmy"