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Joke of the Day
"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""
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"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
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"Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."
"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."
"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."
"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."