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Joke of the Day

"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."

"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"

"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""

"Best love poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, date me"

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"

"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."