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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"
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"Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See"
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"
"""Thanks for nothing, Evolution."" - Flightless Birds"
"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."
"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"
"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"
"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."
"Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them"
"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""