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Joke of the Day

"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""

"Danny DeVito... Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life."

"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."

"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"

"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."

"My New Years Resolution 4K"

"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."

"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids."