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Joke of the Day

"Two guys were playing a game.... Guy 1 says ""Game"" Guy 2 lost the game You're guy 2 You lost the game"

"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"

"My ex didn't realize 'cheat day' only meant he could eat whatever FOOD he wanted."

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."