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Joke of the Day

"When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History."

"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."

"I missed a period in that last tweet. I hope I'm not pregnant."

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""

"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."