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Joke of the Day

"When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History."

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"If you post a selfie that says ""because some of you asked for a new one"" I want to see screenshots of where they said that."

"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"

"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."

"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."