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Joke of the Day

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"

"My girlfriend is an atheist. Which is a problem, because I'm a god."

"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."

"Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write ""tip jar"" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back."

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose."

"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"

"I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times..."

"My mom's favorite internet game is ""Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"""