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Joke of the Day

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance."

"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOze"

"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."

"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."

"I'm beginning to think I'm a terrible host. Hubs says it's rude to answer every question with ""I don't know. Get the fuck out of my house."""

"What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip) Telegram Telephone Tell a woman Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle."

"A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."