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Joke of the Day
"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."
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"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"A guy bought himself a new boomerang... ... but he couldn't get rid of the old one."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."
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"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."
"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"
"Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh. Two words: No pants."
"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"