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Joke of the Day
"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."
Next Joke
"A hot dog walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve sandwiches here."" The hot dog says, ""That's ok. I came for the roast beef."""
"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"
"I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president."
"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"
"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"I don't celebrate Valentine's Day ever since I took a girl out for heart shaped pizza and I realized it was smaller than normal pizza."
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"