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Joke of the Day

"Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water"

"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"

"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"

"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""You're next"" So I started doing the same to them at funerals"

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."

"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."

"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"