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Joke of the Day

"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."

"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""

"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."

"The waiter hands me a bowl of alphabet soup ""Compliments of the chef"" The soup reads ""you're beautiful"""