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Joke of the Day

"What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees."

"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"

"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."

"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours."

"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"

"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."

"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."