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Joke of the Day
"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"
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"What's 20 foot long, screams like a banshee and has no pubes? The front row of a One Direction concert."
"A woman is complaining to her neighbor: - My husband is 300% impotent. - A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%. - Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue."
"You will go to hell for reading this. How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? After you're done wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."
"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."
"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night"
"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"