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Joke of the Day
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
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"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change!"
"What's the most annoying thing in the internet? People who comment ""repost"" on a Joke subreddit."
"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""
"When I see a door with the sign 'Door Alarmed' I always tell the door ""don't worry, it's only me"" ~ It's all about the empathy."
"What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? A hung jury"
"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."
"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."