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Joke of the Day

"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."

"""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet."

"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."

"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."

"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"

"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"

"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."

"Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB."

"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."