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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out"
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"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."
"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"
"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."
"Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said"
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""
"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"