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Joke of the Day

"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"

"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."

"Why is sleeping the second most favorite activity of people's lives? Because it follows their first favorite activity, sex."

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"

"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick..."

"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless."

"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"