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Joke of the Day

"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"

"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."

"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"

"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"I saw a midget escaping from jail the other day He was looking down on me as he climbed down a rope. I though to myself, that's a little con descending"

"There was once a cowboy who walked into town wearing nothing but leaves. He was arrested for rustling."

"Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise..."