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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
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"Man walks into a bar... ...with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman 'give us a pint and one for the road...'"
"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he is a fucking liar!"
"What's a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott"
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic."
"How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore? He's the smallest one"
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"
"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."
"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""