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Joke of the Day

"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"

"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"

"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."

"Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex."

"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."

"I don't like Goldfish crackers They're the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off, and I don't think it should have to come to that."