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Joke of the Day

"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"

"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."

"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."

"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."

"A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist"

"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch."