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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."

"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab"

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"

"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."

"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"