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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"My friend asked me to change a dollar bill to four quarters... ...so I tore it in half twice."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Divorced couples have two chromosomes. Ex and why."

"Why did the friendzone kid love to spoon? Because sleeping on your side prevents suffocation"

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one of your friends your ex is going to sleep with next"

"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."