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Joke of the Day

"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""

"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""

"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."

"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."

"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"I accidentally left the ""Shake to Shuffle"" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"

"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."