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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning? He was an excellent conductor"

"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."

"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."

"What do you call a baby born feet first? a c-section."

"What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary? ...High Definition"