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Joke of the Day

"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"

"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"

"""Are you sexually ac-"" [my doctor looks up at me] [he marks no]"

"I don't know why there's such a stigma on masturbation. I find that it really comes in handy."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."