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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why there's such a stigma on masturbation. I find that it really comes in handy."

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."

"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"

"How do you spot a blind guy at a strip club? It's not hard."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"How did the clock get cancer? Second-hand smoke!"

"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""

"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."