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Joke of the Day
"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
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"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos!!"
"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""
"A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
"Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills."
"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."