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Joke of the Day
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"
Next Joke
"Excuse my french... ...but I surrender."
"What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top."
"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"
"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"
"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"
"What's blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"
"Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads."
"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"