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Joke of the Day
"When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade."
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"a misunderstanding teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence? little johnny: my sister has ten buttons on her shirt but she can only fasten eight"
"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."
"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."
"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."
"Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?"
"""Who are you wearing?"" -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards"
"I found ISIS's website... It's the bomb dot com!"