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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"

"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"

"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."

"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"

"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"