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Joke of the Day

"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"

"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"

"((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving."

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

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"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"

"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""