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Joke of the Day
"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"
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"Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun."
"I nicknamed my girlfriend melody Because its loudest and always on top"
"No matter how kind you are ... German children will always be Kinder"
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"
"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."
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