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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."
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"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""
"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."
"Apparently the first thing you should say after you back over your wife's foot is ""I'm sorry"" not ""I guess that means no sex tonight"""
"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."
"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"
"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"