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Joke of the Day

"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"

"I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help"

"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"

"Man found dead in chicken coop. Fowl play suspected."

"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"

"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"

"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"

"My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."