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Joke of the Day

"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."

"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."

"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"

"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."

"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."

"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."

"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."

"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"

"Say what you want about pedophiles! At least they slow down in school zones."

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. Ninety-eight of them said, ""Screamed get out.. get out of my bathroom?"""