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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."
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"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escaped the chamber"
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"IT Jokes Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!"
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
"Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is ""conjoined twins""."
"Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I've only had two."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"