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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"

"goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion"

"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."

"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."

"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"

"Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember."